Jayden Carney · Australia
Solo developer and consultant.
Selected work
Legislation, translated.
Australian Parliament bills and digests pulled from APH feeds, enriched with OpenAustralia politician data, then summarised to a Grade 10 reading level by OpenAI. Qdrant handles semantic search across the lot.
A community org, off the page builder.
Rebuilt a working community organisation’s site as hand-written static HTML on Cloudflare Pages, with the real domain and real donation flows. No platform subscription, no lock-in.
An AlphaStar-style bot you train from a webpage.
DI-star on ROCm: entity Transformer, LSTM and autoregressive actions, imitating human replays from a local web app.
A household operating system.
Postgres as the single source of truth, n8n for email ingest, a daily dashboard for calendar, bills, chat and projects, and local LLM inference on a desktop GPU. Row-level security means each person only sees their own life.
A $20 camera, a 3D scanner.
An Open3D reconstruction pipeline (fragments, pose graph with loop closures, TSDF fusion) driven from an Xbox 360 Kinect. Body-part profiles for faces, hands and feet; exports textured PLY and STL.
A town, a dome, and too many invaders.
Single-screen Godot idle clicker, finished and shipped to Steam: you are the wizard of a tiny coastal town, the dome is your health bar, and the town’s guns have to learn to fight without you.
A grow tent that complains before it dies.
Raspberry Pi, ADS1115 sensing, relay-driven pumps, fans and lights, plus a live camera feed and pH/TDS calibration tables. Data in, decisions out, plants alive.
You do not control units. You steer a crowd.
A side-view Godot puzzler where the population is the resource. Rigid-body props wrap into the swarm grid, so gnomes flood gaps, haul crates and staff machines by weight alone. Four maps, painted by hand.
A duel where nobody can hold a gun straight.
Nidhogg's escalating duel met QWOP's useless limbs. Two players race to raise, aim and fire a physics-driven pistol while trying not to wobble over. Shoot early and miss, or aim and get shot first.
Consulting
Scanning, OCR, records and webforms. Get the filing cabinet into something you can search.
Custom forms, workflow design and integrations that take the copy-paste out of the week.
Assistants, reporting and analysis that answer a question someone actually asked.
Technical business analysis and project management on a per-project basis. I do the work, not just the slides.
Straight answers on scope, cost and what it takes to run after launch. Tell me what’s broken →
About
I’m Jayden Carney. I’ve spent over a decade across IT, business analytics and digital transformation, and I now work solo on purpose, so the person who scopes the job is the person who builds it and the person you call when something’s odd.
Affordable and tailored. If the simple thing works, you’re getting the simple thing.
No account managers. You deal with me directly, with honest status updates.
Shipped and documented. Not a prototype that quietly stops working in March.
Contact
Tell me the messy version. I’ll reply personally, usually within a day.
Australia · remote, everywhere